To lie or keep in hiding, as for some evil reason. To move or go in a mean, stealthy manner.
Friday October 29, 1999
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This site has a searchable "index
to basic information about persons with Social Security numbers whose
deaths have been reported to the Social Security Administration. The
death may have been reported by a survivor requesting benefits. It may
have been reported in order to stop Social Security Benefits to the
deceased. Beginning in 1962, the SSA began to use a computer
database for processing requests for benefits. About 98% percent of
the people in the SSDI died after 1962, but a few death dates go back
as far as 1937."
second has about 30 dead celebrities with brief biographies and
pictures of them in repose:
This site, suggested by Jr. Skulker JennyAnn, has a web version of a test we have seen before that predicts how long you have to live based on your health, habits, and environment. Some humor has been added in places, but otherwise this is probably legitimate as a statistical guess.
JennyAnn also suggested this site. Download and
install the free program and Freddy Kreuger will start skulking around
your Windows desktop. Can you use your mouse to stop him?
Give them your email address, and they will send you an attachment
each week with more episodes.
JennyAnn also suggested this site. Download and install the free program and Freddy Kreuger will start skulking around your Windows desktop. Can you use your mouse to stop him? Give them your email address, and they will send you an attachment each week with more episodes.
What do you get when you take the circumference of
What do you get when you take the circumference of yourjack-o-lantern and divide it by its diameter?
Contributed by Jr. Skulker Dan Dunkel:
Top ten reasons Trick-or-Treating is better than sex:
10. Guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack.
Contributed by Jr. Skulker Ms. 1133:
A mortician was working late one night. It was his job to examine the dead bodies before they were sent off to be buried or cremated.
As he examined the body of Mr. Schwartz, who was about to be cremated, he made an amazing discovery: Schwartz had the longest penis he had ever seen!
What do skeletons say before they begin dining?
What do ghosts wear to protect themselves while driving?
Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
Who did Frankenstein take to the prom?
What do ghosts serve for dessert?
What's a monsters favorite play?
What do witches put on their hair?
What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
What's a haunted chicken?
How can you tell when you're in bed with Count Dracula?
What's pink and gray and wrinkly and old and belongs to Grandpa monster?
Why did the monster eat a light bulb?
Why are most monsters covered in wrinkles?
Why couldn't Dracula's wife get to sleep?
Why do mummies make excellent spies?
What kind of cereal do monsters eat?
What kind of monster is safe to put in the washing machine?
Why are monsters huge and hairy and ugly?
What has webbed feet, feathers, fangs and goes quack-quack?
What game do little cannibals like to play at parties?
Where do vampires send their dirty clothes?
What's a ghost's favorite breakfast?
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