skulk:
To lie or keep in hiding, as for some evil reason.  To move or go in a mean, stealthy manner.
ISSN: 1527-814X Tuesday February 15, 2000

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Skulking after free money


http://www.signupmoney.com

WebSkulker mentioned this site once before when it was starting out as a geocities site.  Ms. Cat noticed that the author now has his own domain and the site is looking a lot better with more information so she decided to mention it again.  The site lists "the best cash bonus and signup offers from banks, brokerages, and credit cards, as well as other free online cash offers."

 
http://www.signupmoney.com/ccdeposits.html

This page tells how to do tricks with your credit card and the paypal.com site that we mentioned in the 2/11/00 issue.  Remember, if you decide to sign up for paypal, please use this link so WebSkulker will get credit:
https://secure.paypal.com/refer/pal=mr.skulker@webskulker.com

Skulking around phone recordings


http://www.freeyellow.com/members3/heymoe

This site is called "Reorder Tone, The resting place for Telco recordings."  Listen to a bunch of short intercept and error recordings via RealAudio.  WebSkulker's favorite is "This number has been disconnected as a result of a Federal Court Decision" which is near the bottom.

Roger Skulker, I'm reading you loud and clear, wilco


http://www.resounding.com

http://www.resounding.com/products/downloads

This is the home for the Roger Wilco freeware program.  On one level this is yet another Internet phone application that lets you talk to another user of the program.  But Roger Wilco also allows group voice chats with a number of people talking together over shared channels, and it's easy to set up private channels for your friends or players of a shared game.  The quality is pretty good, and you can even have the walkie talkie type of sound effects every time you key your microphone.  (When you get sick of the sound effects, you will be happy to know that there is an option to turn them off under the Adjust tab.)

WebSkulker likes these wacky experiments


http://www.halcyon.com/sciclub/cgi-pvt/instr/instr.html

"ATTENTION ALL GROWNUPS. Your 'inner child' has long been waiting for a chance to usurp control of your body and force it to perform certain actions. The time is now at hand. Read and follow the instructions ... Do this now!"

This made WebSkulker laugh


Submitted one day too late by Jr. Skulker Odyssey

Redneck Valentines 

Collards is green, my dog's name is Blue and I'm so lucky to have a sweet thang like you. 

Yore hair is like cornsilk a-flapping in the breeze. Softer than Blue's and without all them fleas. 

You move like the bass which excite me in May. You ain't got no scales but I luv you anyway. 

Yo're as satisfy'n as okry just a-fry'n in the pan. Yo're as fragrant as "snuff" right out of the can. 

You have some'a yore teeth, for which I am proud; I hold my head high when we're in a crowd. 

On special occasions, when you shave under yore arms, well, I'm in hawg heaven, and awed by your charms. 

Still them fellers at work, they all want to know, what I did to deserve such a purdy, young doe. 

Like a good roll of duct tape yo're there fer yore man, to patch up life's troubles and fix what you can. 

Yo're as cute as a junebug a-buzin' overhead. You ain't mean like those far ants I found in my bed. 

Cut from the best cloth like a plaid flannel shirt, you spark up my life more than a fresh load of dirt. 

When you hold me real tight like a padded gunrack, my life is complete; Ain't nuttin I lack. 

Yore complexion, it's perfection, like the best vinyl sidin' despite all the years, yore age, it keeps hidin'. 

Me "n" you's like a Moon Pie with a RC cold drank, we go together like a skunk goes with stank. 

Some men, they buy chocolates for Valentine's Day; They git it at Wal-Mart, it's romantic that way. 

Some men git roses on that special day from the cooler at Kroger. "That's impressive," I say. 

Some men buy fine diamonds from a flee market booth. "Diamonds are forever," they explain, suave and couth. 

But for this man, honey, these won't do. Cause yor'e too special, you sweet thang you. 

I got you a gift, without taste nor ordor, more useful than diamonds... It's a new troll'n motor! 

 

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